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The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!
Glitchtale Simon is a basic hentai guy he does have a online family consisting of kendi his “daughter” and kat the cat he play terraria and many different games he also bullies and gets bullied by artty
Person one: wow that guy is def a glitchtale Simon
A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
Guy 1: Do you regret something
Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon
The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
When you travel to another country for dick
Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation
1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"