Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.

Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel

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Grey squirrel

A squirrel that is grey. It destroys trees, eats all the food from a bird feeder and makes a horrible noise.

Max: Why is there a massive hole in my bird feeder?

Sam: A grey squirrel chewed through it.

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Squirrel dinner

Oral sex administered on a female, often, though not necessarily, as part of lesbian shenanigans.

She looks like she's had a few squirrel dinners in her time.

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Squirrel's Nest

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.

This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!

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squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

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Squirrel face

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

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Moose and Squirrel

The act of masturbating to nude photos of Melania Trump. See also: Fist Lady

Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.

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