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When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.
“Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”
The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.
Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.
Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!
I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
The most perfect thing to exist.
I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.