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When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.
Did you just say “bogos binted”? Total social status reset.
When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.
"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."
A short funny video that usually makes very little sense or none at all, and the only reason you laugh is because it is so overwhelmingly dumb.
*sees a video on elevator lore in 3x speed and 144p quality*
"Oh that's a Shitpost/Shitpost status because it is overwhelmingly dumb"
Whose Status Is It Anyway is a drinking game where Dylan reads out Facebook Statuses of idiots we went to high school with. Each status must be read out in a constant non-revealing emotive tone and needs to end with "Who Am I?". Any game participant can choose to guess the answer. If the guess is right, the successful participant nominates another game attendee to finish off their vessel. However, the guesser runs the risk of taking a single scull of their drink at the event that they're wrong. Stay Gold.
Dylan begins the game of Whose Status Is It Anyway by reading out the following... "Spending money on Flags and Anthems is such a waste of money against child poverty or animal cruelty. We can vote on a selection of leaders but not the issues that matter. In the end those in power are all the same, just a puppet of those behind them. Cheers world.".. a participant guesses wrong resulting in a swig of their drinking vessel. Another participant guesses correctly, resulting in the nomination of Logan, who is obliged to scull his entire drinking vessel .
Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.
The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up.