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When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.
Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?
An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.
I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.
When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.
Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.