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means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality
john:hi tom
tom: hi john
john: my sexuality is super straight
tom: fuck off
A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.
“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”
A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.
I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!
Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive
I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'
A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.
Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.
The kind of vibe you get when something (a song, person, etc)makes you feel strongly for the opposite sex.
This song gives me some strong straight vibes.
implies the lack of presence of police or authority figures, usually when something illegal is happening; good to go.
Sarah: The cops just left and won't be back for another hour.
Zack: So straight.