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swamp love

When a man or a woman is obsessed with any form of anal seepage or play E.G. Person A takes a dump and wipes, but not enough to get everything out (this is known as planting the seed) and proceeds throughout the day sweating and farting to get as much of the mixture brewing as possible (the person may be able to smell themselves if the concoction is right) Person B eagerly waits to stick their face into the butt hole of Person A to determine if they are ready to mate, some of the seepage may or may not get onto their face

Joe : Dude, is it just me, or does Stacy smell like serious ass?
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess

by proj3ctbm February 19, 2016


Swamp Noose

A Dirty Vagina

Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?

Floyd: Yea?

Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!

by uSwampNoose March 25, 2010


Swamp Monkey

A sweaty smelly vagina

She has some bad swamp monkey

by NightOwl_74 March 01, 2021


Swamp Cooler

A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.

Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!

by SugarShaker September 08, 2017


kid swamp

The illest mother fucker in existence.

I wish I was ill like Kid swamp. He IS the ill Kid swamp

by the ill kid swamp March 06, 2009


Swamp Ass Meter

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

by pronomore July 30, 2009


murder in the swamp ass

an offshoot of swamp ass, murder in the swamp ass is when a girl is on her period and is also sweating buckets from summer heat

Sheila was quite agitated walking 32 NYC blocks with murder in the swamp ass.

by marilefay August 18, 2010