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system requirements

the power your computer needs to do something.

The system requirements on this program is too high for my computer to handle.

by parkedcar February 6, 2004


Gynojudicial System

Specifically, a term used to describe any legal court, legal system, or legal procedure that favors and benefits Women disproportionally over Men. A term often used by men who feel they were treated unfairly by the divorce and family courts.

Homer got railed by the gynojudicial system, because he's a simp son!

by Bullets ForTeeth June 8, 2024


Ambulance system

A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.

A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.

by dpml July 27, 2023


Saculatory System

A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.

Sack-u-la-tory

1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."

2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.

3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"

by vanDweeble October 7, 2014


Rear Entertainment System

A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.

Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.

Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.

Looks at the size of that RES!

And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!

by Cinap April 7, 2009


Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 17, 2024


Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 16, 2023