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Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.

1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.

by Josh McVey July 31, 2008


oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"

"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"

by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019


Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010


Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere March 28, 2011


crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 21, 2020


Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 21, 2010


Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 14, 2023

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