A mysterious feller seen once a year by the Chupacabra in Tijuana and known for smoking fat habaneros and sipping mimosas till the Spaniards come home.
Yo last month I met Carlos Abundiz and we smoked fat habaneros and passed out under a jalapeno vine.
Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.
Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.
When your dick bends to the left
Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.
Carlos is the baby from the hangover who has recently became my kid and is also simultaneously a world wide media agent star working with the likes of travis scott and kanye west. He has only a couple good friends and runs as small buisness in turkmenistan.
Wow look over there she is making Carlos- The Baby smoke.
He definitely would've been the president of Bolivia if he hadn't died in 1997 that's for sure.
Carlos Palenque was a man who was going to save the working class in Bolivia, but his heart said no and failed on him so he never got the chance to do so. RIP Carlos Palenque (28 June 1944 - 8 March 1997)
Frocio interista that usually broke u cazz against Milan’s Fan