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A momma Eagle is someone who always looks out for their friends. They would stand up for their friends before they'd stand up for themselves. Momma Eagle also has a "nest" her nest is her close group of friends that she looks after and will sacrifice herself for.
Person 1: "I need help, I'm hurt"
Person 2: I can't get to you in time. I don't know what to do.
(Eagle screech heard in the distance )
Momma Eagle: don't worry. I am on my way. I'll save you.
Person 1: (does something dumb)
Momma Eagle: "you're not allowed in my nest anymore kobi"
An American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio. The company was established in 2015 by Paul Smucker Wagstaff after acquiring ownership of the Borden canned milk brands (Eagle Brand, Magnolia, Milnot, PET). Also a comfort food manufacturer
Eagle Foods is the best.
an American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio.
Hamburger Helper is a packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet.
When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!