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People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.
I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
A very hairy pussy
Oh I fucked Caron yesterday she’s got a fanny garden you know
Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods
Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore
I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale
Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy
Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.