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Its when you are having anal sex with a condom on and then the condom falls off and gets lost up there and you have to try to find it and when you pull it out its all bunched up and white like a goat.
Me: hey see that chick over there? Friend: yeah. Me: I fucked her Friend:why don't you ho talk to her then. Me:Because the night was ruined by a lost goat.
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An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.
John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."
Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."
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"Fuck a goat ass"
I came up with this one at work one day. It's pretty much pure gold in my opinion. There is a subtle beauty within the phrase. If pronounced correctly it can be made to sound as though you are saying:
"have a good day"
pr0nounced: "effa-g'-day
Jim: well i'm off..
Bob: alrighty Jim. You have a good day now.
Jim thanks! you too! F a goat A.
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{goats ass} is when it feels like you have to wipe your ass all the time, or you spray mud and it feels wet after the wipe
i have goats ass and i cant get rid of it
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer
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any person that is or pretends to be a cowboy.
A person that wears gay tight spandex looking pants and a stupid hat even though you don't live on a farm or own any animals.
Anyone that listens or likes country music and wears those gay multi colored shirts.
"Hey look at that moron in the Wranglers" what a stupid goat fucker!
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Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
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