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Dirty Jersey, because there is no nice part of New Jersey, it's all a cesspool.
Damn, I have to drive into dirty Jersey.
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A place where ugly girls are.
South jersey girl are much hotter.
The home land of a scum named briana thats fat as fuck.
thinks theyre the shit when they deff are not.
pollute the world.
north jersey basically just needs to get nuked.
"hi im briana from North jersey, lets go eat and be fat together while i steal your boyfriend"
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A girl who was born in Jersey obviously, although, a girl moving to Jersey could easily become one. They can be sweet and loving, and some of them are even stunning, but they are straight trash.
-Many common acts of a Jersey Girl include: dressing like trash, sweats, no shoes, sometimes even no bra or underwear; when a guy doesn't want to be bothered for one of many reasons (such as mad, tired, etc) and the girl tries to talk to him and he tells her to leave him alone, she will start to cry and/or look for a way to get attention; yelling or making fun of someone as they are walking by, have walked by, or are too far away to retaliate; can make fun of and/or talk about you but when you do so they cry or give you the silent treatment.
-Jersey Girls often try to act tough and develop an attitude, in which at this point it is appropriate for the guy to shout or possibly smack this bitch.
Not all, but a lot of these types of girl wish, talk about, or want to go to New York. When they get the chance to go, they often make a big deal of it by either: taking tons of pictures of what they see (cabs, buildings, etc); letting everyone in the fucking world know they are going to/in New York; finally decide to wear good clothes when going.
-Oh and by the way, a song with 'New York' in the title or lyrics is strictly for the state of New York and it's fellow New Yorkers and should not be blasted by fucking ugly, trashy, cunty girls AND guys from Jersey.
Girl: Anthony, what's wrong baby?
Anthony: Leave me alone.
Girl: Anthony! Please, tell me!
Anthony: ...
*Girl nudges him*
Girl: Talk to me, please!
Anthony: Shut the fuck up!
*Girl starts crying, friends come over and comfort her*
Jersey Girl: You're nose is big, haha.
Guy: Haha... k..
Jersey Girl: That cologne smells like bad breath.
Guy: Well you always smell like fucking giraffe shit.
Jersey Girl: Don't talk to me.
*Jersey Girl ignores everyone*
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That state up in Yankeeland that is home to the nastiest city in the US...Newark. That, coming from a citizen of the greatest state in the US, TEXAS!
And, yes, I have been to New Jersey!!!
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A show that's actually really funny if you take time to watch a few episodes! I used to bash it to before I actually WATCHED it (wow what a concept), and now it's my favorite show.
If you're opened minded and can get past the guys calling ugly girls "grenades", excessive tanning, wifebeaters, and the super annoying "Stahp, Ron, Stahp!" then you're in for a really funny show with some of the funniest moments in television history.
jersey shore phrases:
"Aw yeah "insert anything here" yeah!"
"It's t-shirt tiiimeee! T-shirt time! T-shirt tiiimeee!"
"If she still plays/does ----, than she's too young for you bro!"
"CABS ARE HEAH!"
"Come at be bro!"
"I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm."
"Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump."
"I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors!"
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Thinks it could be the next Williamsburg of Jersey but will never be.
People from elsewhere and even NYC move there for cheaper rent but unless your job/pay is totally mediocre, it makes no sense to be putting up with the nightmare that is the PATH and MTA transit systems if you work in Manhattan.
People who live there know that New Yorkers don’t want to associate with JC so often preface their location with (“it’s only just 10 mins from the train etc”)
Jessica: Hey, we should all try out this new bar in my hood sometime this weekend.
Squad: Oh cool definitely, where is it?
Jessica: It’s in Jersey city. Just ONE stop from the PATH train! 15 mins tops.
Squad: Oooooh.. yeah that’s tough. not sure we can make it. Sorry.
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I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.
someone from north carolina: where are you from
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
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