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When a person, usually a man, puts peanut butter around, in or in the general area around his butt hole and has his/her dog lick it out.
No man has ever done the Campbell Peanut Butter Trick (CPBT) only once.
Jack: Hey man, I was home last night and I was really bored so i did the Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick.
Connor: Ew gross man, you would.
Jack: Nah man, its totally a hip thing right now.
Connor: As if! I bet you do it every day!
Jack: ...
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A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.
The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.
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The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.
She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.
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When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
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When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
It's peanut butter k-y jelly time
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Delicious chocolate with peanuts inside.
The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
"Don't eat the blue peanut M&Ms!"
"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."
"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
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Anal sex. Also known as "Santorum-time." Santorum meaning "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Senator Rick Santorum came in, bent over, and stated: "It's peanut-butter-jelly-time!"
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