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When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.
Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.
When you post a comment about transgender on Social Media and it gets Pulled.
The announcer exclaimed “The play was a complete pole reversal because it appears, she just doesn't have the balls anymore!”
"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "
When you jump from one dick to another during sex.
Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "
The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole
Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.