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Pertaining to the nylon hoisery worn by women, under slacks, when they are fairly certain they will be not be having sex and therefore the offending items will not be seen.
"Mother Theresa, here's your 20 denier flesh coloured pop socks, love."
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The most offensive and heinous combination of footwear imaginable. Fashion suicide.
Marre: Dana was wearing tevas with socks today.
Max: Wow so she wants even less friends than she already has?
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Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!
"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"
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The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.
- "Hey, want to give me a Rotten Sock?"
- "Yea, sure, you have a condom?"
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Used to describe saggy breasts.
It looks like she has two rocks in socks.
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The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.
when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.
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Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
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