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When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can
There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation
when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation
When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"
"It was a standing ovation Becca"
this means you are not talking to your exes that your delusional over or trying not to be delusional over ,, fighting someone who is talkn shit but not to your face or so go up and beat they ass !
keisha : im stand on buisness
layla : period girl me too !!
lela : im finna beat this bitch ass she keep talkin shit on me df
kayla : ighh imma be right there !!!!
Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)
I’m standing on both ends , heheheh
The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.