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When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.
Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.
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Too take a permanent break from life.
That man had a stroke and took a tom out!
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A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area
Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter
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A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.
There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.
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Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.
Tom Delonge>Anyone else
*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.
Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.
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Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.
I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.
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A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.
Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.
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