a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.
a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"
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A Medieval Fatimal representing a Warthog , found in folklore usually large in size and foul smelling. This beast has wild, flowing gagoulash and likes felching. Some consider him to be a 'Felchenstein'.
Particularly vulgar and considered a bad omen for young females in the surrounding villages, due to its reputation as a creeper and love for prawn pockets.
that guys a right Tom McKeating.
''Are you a creeper?''
''What do you think I am? A Tom McKeating?''
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A man with muscles and a really really large penis.
He spreads out Testosteron.
A perfect boyfriend Who is smart and cool.
He is rich and chilled.
Oh there is a nice guy, i think its a Tom luca.
Im wet betwenn my legs.
Im about to cum just lookin at him.
Oh its tom luca.
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A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.
There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.
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Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.
Tom Delonge>Anyone else
*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.
Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.
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A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.
Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.
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Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly
'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'
'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'
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