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Doing a Tom

a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.

a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"

by Dr. Priznitch November 20, 2007


tom luca

A man with muscles and a really really large penis.
He spreads out Testosteron.
A perfect boyfriend Who is smart and cool.
He is rich and chilled.

Oh there is a nice guy, i think its a Tom luca.

Im wet betwenn my legs.

Im about to cum just lookin at him.

Oh its tom luca.

by Diggiiilol December 05, 2016


tom porter

A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area

Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter

by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016


Tom Morris

A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.

There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.

by Fidget Spinna September 02, 2017


Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone January 12, 2006


Tito Tom

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.

Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.

by casicua October 10, 2011


Tom Kelly

Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly

'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'

'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'

by Robotkev April 28, 2009