ten to two

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'

Look at that Ten to Two over there.

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two cent

Double penny or double penetration. Two penises in a vagina and anus, or two penises in one anus.

Clinique liked the double penny so much they call her two cent.

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Two-a-day

When you have sex with two different people in the same 24 hour period, preferably one in the morning and one at night. Threesomes don't count.

I had the best two-a-day yesterday; I did Jenn at 2:00pm and Brittany at 2:00am.

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Take Two

The second packing of any marijuana smoking device. Generally, resulting is a change of passing direction, either from clockwise to counterclockwise, or counterclockwise to clockwise.

Also, Take Three, Take Four, etc. can be used to define subsequent packings, all of which result in a passing direction change.

"Man, this bowl is cashed..."
"Take Two!!"
"Tuesdays!"

...3 minutes later....

"Man, this bowl is cashed... man"
"Take Three!!... man"
"Let's go get food from Krystal's, man!"

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two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

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two

"one" (for "one love") your music.
"two", (for "two loves") one is your music, the other one is your girlfriend, your boyfriend.

Used as greet, good bye

for example:

Ayo dawg, I hav' 2 go, cya, peaze!
One!
Two!

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Two G's

A gay person.

Public Service Annuoncement: Faggish has Two G's.

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