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New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012


brown warrior

A term describing a male with homosexual urges.

look at ian,knew he was a brown warrior

by rvng May 17, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple-headed warrior

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

by ThE sTeVe MaN March 12, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.

"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"

by Neilmiser May 11, 2004

180๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)

A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"

"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"


(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"



(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"



by BROSKEW March 13, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


SJW (Social Justice Warrior)

A derogatory term used to define an obnoxious person (usually associated with the radical left) that pushes their ideology /opnions and/or beliefs and/or lashes out at fellow human beings in an aggressive and controlling manner concerning almost anything that they personally don't agree with usually validating their emotions by them simply being present above rationality not taking into account another persons humanity commonly disregarding a fellow person as a valid human being simply by their expressed viewpoints. A scientifically defined and paradoxically occuring phenomenon in the mindset of people acting like "SJW" is the core idea that they have a valid opinion about certain changes in society that must be followed even tough not using the ability to change themselves coming forth out of selfishness, arrogance, spite for the succesfull and a bad mental hygiene. All in all a crusade type of mentallity that tends to show that they fight for what they think are the dispossessed while not fully realising their own disposition, pretending to be a dispossessed or labeling everyone that doesn't agree with their viewpoints as a (right wing) biggot and/or opressor to justify their own right in doing so. Eventough the term is linked to the radical left it is does not exclude the existence of "SJW" on the radical right thereby it seems the labelling of someone as an "SJW" comes forth more out of a radical interaction with fellow people rather than a political ideology.

-A:"How could you not have voted for Trump? You are the reason why America is going to shit!"
-B:"This person is a typical example of a Radical Right wing "SJW (social Justice Warrior)"."

-A: "Joe Rogan expressed some viewpoints that i don't agree with in a certain soundbit of one of his episodes, what a biggot, he should be cancelled in full!"
-B:"Typical example of a radical left wing "SJW (Social Justice Warrior)"."

by No Side Reflection February 2, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž