Funny and goofy. Short with a phat joocy asss. Laugh Is 10 times funnier that the actual joke. Daddy issue. More of a cat person than dog. Loves her family. Cant take shi seriously.
Amber is so funnyyyyy
She’s sweet but has her moments. Her laugh will always be funnier than the joke it’s self. Daddy issues!!! Short with a phat juicy botayyyy
You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”
(Noun: Person, Place, Thing: A M B E R
Alarm, Siren, Alert, Lookout Tower, Ringtone, R.N.A = ribo nucleic acid (Biology), Yellow/Amarillo/Gold/Brown Colour, AU, Aura, Shade, Tone, Pigment. Think of the Sun, May be the first colour we see signaling us to slow down, A School Bus' for instance, Beware of traffic!, A natural derived hardened tree sap or "resin", Semi-Precious/ Precious Fossilized Stone found often in remote area's were meta-physical shop's serve a higher purpose, In other word's it is unusual to come by genuine: trust what something is said to be; authentic: Correct, A matter of Fact, Notary (Legal Tender), Checking the validity of a statement in order to retrieve and identifying the legitimacy for legal tribal revelation's appropriate for the specify a human person, emotion, or action) "genuine attempt to delegate authority".
AMBER ALERT: Most commonly used to inform the mass when their is a crisis such as a CHILD ABDUCTOR.
"A M B E R = A-M-B-E-R"
"SHOUT IT OUT!!! (SH)ine it: Smile and wave Bos' "
"AMBER ALERT: CHILD ABDUCTED IN "SPECIFIED REGION" LAST KNOWN SATALITE LOCATION TRACED TO CITY TOWN PARK"