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On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.
Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick
Someone who is a gangtsta when it comes to driving and has all the grandmothers shook at his alpha ness in the skoda
Obi is an Amazing driver
Similar to The Shocker, the Limo Driver has one finger the front and 2 fingers in the back.
I was expecting the shocker, but he ended up giving me the limo driver.
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER