Mummy Dust

Really terrible dried up marijuana....so dry and brown that not only will you most likely not get high, but you will most likely get sick (if you don't get sick from smoking it, you will get sick from the sight of it). Stoners know that you go to great lengths to smoke, and will smoke almost anything, but mummy dust is just so bad and not worth it. By the time you light the blunt, the weed has already disappeared.

Guy 1- "Yo man you got any of that weed left?"
Guy 2- "Yea i got like an 1/8th of mummy dust left"
Guy 1- "Fuck that man I don't wanna get high anymore"

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Fairy Dust

When you don't, fully, whipe your butthole and a dusty, like substance is left behind.

Ugh, my butthole is building up fairy dust

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Star Dust

Trying to get with a person even though they may be with someone else.

He looked at the person noticed they were with someone and still proceeded to star dust.

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dust bunny

(adj.)(dust-bun-e) - to be a dust bunny you must be at a point in your life where you are stealing computer duster from the store to get high. 95% of dust bunnies are eventually swept under the couch.

someone who "dusts" often is infact a dust bunny

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crop dusting

Hanging one's weiner out of their fly and surreptitiously placing it upon unsuspecting females without their knowledge--particularly effective in dimly lit danceclubs.

Carp just danced his wang all over those chicks and they had no clue.

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Pixie Dust

After picking one's nose, one may have an an accumulation of human mucus on their finger. In order to remove this crusty vittle from one's digit, a simple rubbing action between index finger and thumb will often remove the little buggers. If done properly, the release of boogers should be done with your arm extended from the body so as to not have any dried snot or "Pixie Dust" fall on you or someone near you. The removal of this mass of solid mucus can also be done while driving, but the "pixie dust" should be released while one's arm is extended out of the window so that the vehicle's carpet is not tainted.

Marty: "Man, you must have a cold, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, how'd you know?"
Marty: "I see you diggin' away up there and spreading your pixie dust like it's going out of style."

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dusted

What happens when a nonjoo who visits the holy site of Massadal without giving proper respect.

Eluminated guy: "Hey, am I in da holey land heir at Massada?

Jooguard: "No, not any more. You're dusted ss aholes...cap...cap...RESPECT"

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