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People I hate most!:
You!
Myself!
Simon FUCKING Cowell!
Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.
Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.
Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.
1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"