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Soft Serve Status

When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.

Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.

by Yantzee May 14, 2012


status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.

Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!

by cnote56 September 16, 2010


Dude Wut Status

Reaching a point in "high-ness" where you cannot focus on one person and nothing makes sense anymore.

We smoked five bowls and I was at Dude Wut Status.

by Deedles75 January 22, 2011


Pull up status

When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.

"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."

by Alione January 07, 2016


Shitpost/Shitpost status

A short funny video that usually makes very little sense or none at all, and the only reason you laugh is because it is so overwhelmingly dumb.

*sees a video on elevator lore in 3x speed and 144p quality*
"Oh that's a Shitpost/Shitpost status because it is overwhelmingly dumb"

by Based zelda nerd. January 10, 2022


most victimized status

The level quotient or threshold of any designated groups main disenfranchisement. In some cases even the suggestion that another designated group suffers the same disenfranchisement is an insult so severe that experts must appear on cable news channels.

Empowering ones most victimized status is the main function Sociologists, Anthropologists and cable television news networks.

by Nom de fake May 09, 2015


Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.

The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020