New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

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chase her own tail

Convincing a woman who is too good for you that she is not good enough for you. Making her jump through hoops when she has better offers on the table.

I plan to tell her to come over and talk to me some time if she is interested. She will chase her own tail for 20 minutes before some rich guy might send her a couple of martinis.

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rat tat nut tail

When you grow out your nut hair so you can pet your girl’s face with it while she suck your dick. Give a bitch pleasure.

Tammy gagged on my cock so I petted her with my rat tat nut tail and soothed her sweet face.

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Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

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two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

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Cow Girl Spurs or Pony Tail

When A dude Sticks his finger in a girls ass while she riding cowgirl Or his thumb when she's riding reverse cowgirl .

My Girl loves getting her cow girl spurs or pony tail .

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tail gunner mouth wash

(see jizzy)

You need to fill that dirty little mouth of yours with some tail gunner mouth wash, Bob.

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