Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

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water fucking

a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.

lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.

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Push Water

Gasoline, Fuel, or any type of liquid that makes your engine run.

Before we leave for our trip, we need to stop and fill up the tank with push water.

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water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

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Water Stone

In the Pokemon games, it helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Shellder + Water Stone= Cloyster
Eevee + Water Stone= Vaporeon
Staryu + Water Stone= Starmie

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Water Trash

Water Trash is a person who smells like trash that has been floating in water for atleast six months or longer. These people have no form of personal hygeine.

You should go take a bath and put on some deo because you smell like water trash.

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douche water

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.

'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'

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