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When you get ripped off so badly that its almost like they took you in the back alley and raped the shit outta you.
I think I just payed 3 times the retail price for latex pants, I got so raped off.
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When one player rapes all others in monopoly. This requires the perfect secret combination.
Jason, Rebecca, and Kara were all monopoly raped last night.
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An expression most commonly used to describe a situation in which someone who has gotten the worst part of a formal or informal agreement.
John says, "Dude, I made 5 cookies. I'll eat 4, and you can have the last one."
Kevin replies, "awww that's a rape-deal".
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To have sex with someone while they're asleep
Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
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A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
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When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.
My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
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To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.
Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!
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