the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.
I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.
"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.
I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!
A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering
Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.
When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!