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Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!
That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.
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A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle
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A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.
"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"
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A type of alternative medicine.
Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
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A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.
I put my sock on and had a big lump of sock turd under my heel.
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Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy
I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.
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When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.
She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.
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