Turtle Dove

When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.

Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!

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Codeword Turtle

When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.

Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.

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Turtle back

A waffle fry (specifically from Chick fil A) with the skin left on.

Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?

Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.

Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.

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orange turtle

A turtle that has been raped by Donald trump

I feel bad for orange turtles

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Mine Turtle

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.

Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!

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the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.

Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.

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Gut Turtle

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.

Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...

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