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You may be driving an ugly car if...
1) It is on the periodic table, under the symbol (H), and is named 'Tonka Truck'.
2) Hernando Cortez is trying to run you off the road.
3) Your car can't decide whether it is a car or an 'EXT' pick up truck.
4) If another car collides with you, they bounce off the rubber siding trim.
5) Several cars are following you with their hazard lights on, because they think your car is a hearse.
6) It didn't have the jaguar ornament on the hood.
7) Scion.
1) Honda Element
2) Pontiac Aztek
3) Subaru Baja
4) Chevy Avalanche
5) PT Cruiser
6) Kia Amanti
7) Too poor to own a Lexus, too tasteless to buy a Corolla or Camry.
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When your girl wakes up all ratchet, makeup smeared smelling like tequila.
"Damn girl you're coyote ugly"
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A person who at first is perceived as not particularity attractive (though definitely not ugly) who becomes very appealing, incredibly sexy, and off the charts charismatic once you get to know them. This is in part because the fake-ugly person has considerable traits that make them attractive; the way they move or dress; they're cultured, romantic, intelligent; they 're confident, casual, nonchalant.
I didn't even notice him when he came in the room, but he must be fake-ugly, because now I can't take my eyes off him.
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A gay NIGGER-FAGGOT that gets zero bitches and also sharts themself 24/7 and is a really bad boy
Person 1: I think ugly macoy is a gay NIGGER-FAGGOT
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