Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them
Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!
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Slang for semen used within the gay community.
Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!
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Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.
"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"
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When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
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When a βspit roastβ occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. π³οΈ π One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance βYMCAβ is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like to βrainbow unicornβ with Bruce and I during the parade today. βοΈπ¦π³οΈ π
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The female gender slap each other with dildos to have sex with each other
The girls at school had unicorn sex
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A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.
Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.
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