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The noob who chooses the Elite over the Spartan on Halo Live.
I just merked that virgin elite with a headshot because his stupid fucking virgin elite head is 20 times bigger than the Spartan's.
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His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.
"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."
A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one
Virgin Jayden can’t get her...
When you take the first sip of a freshly opened beverage and its just perfect.
John opens can of Monster Energy Drink*
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
A first time attendee of the Starwood Festival. First experience with polyamory and or casual sex lifestyle may be implied.
Last year I was a Starwood virgin. Can I be one again this year if I didn't get laid.
The first cigarette in a box. When it is taken out it must be turned upside down and left there. It must never be smoked or given to anybody even if it is your last gwaai
I'm so desperate for a smoke but my gwaais are finished. The only one left is the virgin gwaai