Mid-week Camper

A person that only gets half the job done in every facet of their lives- not dependable, untrustworthy, slick and sleazy water cooler guys!! Hoping to catch a pretty girls eyes. Thing about the weekend on Tuesday- likely to be I’ll on Wednesday as they head down the coast to drink tea in their one person caravan.

Yeah I know Ray on level three- such a fucking ‘mid-week camper’!!

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it

oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night

Desktop background of the week

Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.

"You.. win.. "Desktop background of the week" so great job, I guess..."

Freaky Week

The month where all you do is get freaky. In October from the 7th- 11th all you do is get freaky.
-Monday: Slap someones ass
-Tuesday: Kiss your crush
-Wednesday: Hug your crush
-Thursday: Grab someones dick
-Friday:Do everything.

Person 1: Damnn its freaky week.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I gotta hug bethany today.

Person1: Oh yeah, its Wednesday.

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"