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At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.
The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix
famous phrase told by wise metal singer Ozzy Osbourne into an interview in 2010
The Host : What music are you listening now? Do you listen to any music
*Ozzy speaks on his english*
The host : So you are listen a lot of Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who?
The host : Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who the f*** is Justin Bieber
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A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
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A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.
The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.
The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.
In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.
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The best kind of girls. Used by the one and only Louis Tomlinson.
Definition of word: the girls that Tommo likes.
Used in a sentence: I like girls who eat carrots
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A slang that’s been trending for so long it’s like Watermelon Sugar
Why the hell is girls who eat carrots still trending?
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“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson
Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”
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Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*
Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*
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