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The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.
How to stop messing up; carry on
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Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.
Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.
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The defenition of urban dictionary is that’s how mafia work
That’s how mafia work
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A phrase meaning: How do you fuck?
Deepthroat (a nickname for a person): Yo, how you chip?
A random guy: I don't know deepthroat, I usually chip with a dick in my mouth.
Deepthroat: God dammit you gay.
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A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.
Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"
Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"
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"How now brown cow" is a phrase used in teaching a style of public speaking in which gesture, vocal production, and delivery are emphasized to demonstrate rounded vowel sounds.
Teacher: Work on your vowel sounds.
Student: "How now brown cow?"
Teacher: Rounder, please...
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Whenever you give a reason to an answer.
Jane: Can I have some chips?
Johnny: No!
Jane: Why?
Johhny: Cause thats how I roll
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