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An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
Oh my god I am so pissed
You are not nor will you ever be better than me Chris. Nor COULD you ever be.
Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."
Why?
Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"
This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
A song by the band Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.
It’s a really stupid song, the lyrics don’t even make any sense. The music is okay. But the song is really dumb, if you think about it… they never even had a hit ever since.
What I Am - When I was a kid in the 90’s I remember on FM pop (Adult Contemporary) radio stations they would almost exclusively play this song over and over again, along with “That’s All” by Genesis and “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree.
When my mom drove me to school every morning in her car, they would always play those 3 songs on the radio almost everyday in the 90’s and it was so annoying, you would get sick of hearing ‘em.
Lazarbeam's most famous words
"I am bored "
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