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"What was that weird noise?"
"Oh, that's where the cats live."
Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.
When picking a partner, personality matters 50%, looks matter 40%, and social status 10%.
Yo, I know she thicc, but you gotta remember Tich's Law for Living!
To spend everyday all day together because they can't spend enough time together.
Sahr and Rachel live in eachother's pockets.
Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.
A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.
Wes! You are a real live asshole.
Otherwise known as a garbage/rubbish/waste disposal truck.
Bob: What's it like driving a live maggot harvester?
Mark: Rubbish.
A gay person, starving for dick
He likes men, he is live starved reaction