thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

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your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

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thats what your mom said when you were born

the best comeback ever

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

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Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide

Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

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bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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