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Having sex with a dead person.
Usually known as Necrophilia.
Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!
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When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural and stupid looking zombie eyed appearance.
Tiasha came to the party with blond hair and "blue" eyes. We secretly laughed at her behind her back. Stupid girl looked like she had Zombie Eyes.
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a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.
anna was eaten by a toilet zombie
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When a girl is giving head and wants to be warned before the guy cums to avoid any cum getting on her, the guy pulls out just before ejaculation, cums up her nose and in her eyes, creating the blindness (cum in the eyes) and the patented zombie moan (cum up the nose) and outstretched hands looking for a towel to wipe everything off with.
I gave that slut the zombie effect because she was acting like she was afraid of cum.
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When you don't do tweets for a while. But when you comeback you make the worst tweets ever made.
Person 1: Hey person 2 check out my comeback tweet "my fingers smells like poo, my feet smells like poo, my teeth smells like poo"
Person 2: OMFG!! Dude you're a Twitter Zombie!!!
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Zombie walks consist of one or more extremely intoxicated people who leave the party walking with no apparent place to go and no goals set for the walk. Zombie walks usually end at a 24 hour fast food restaraunt, and require a sober person to decipher the mumbled directions of the person who drunk dialed them and then come give them a ride home.
We got so thrashed last night we zombie walked to Wendy's, ordered a bunch of food, and did not even have the money to pay. Jake drunk dialed his girlfriend, and she spent half an hour trying to figure out which Wendy's we were at so she could give us a ride home.
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The act of drinking large amounts of Nyquil and attempting to drive a motor vehicle on a public road without falling asleep or crashing.
That nigga just drank a whole bottle of Lean (surp) and nows hes finna hop in his whip and go Zombie Stuntin
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