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An idiot. One that does something idiotic. A foolish or stupid person.
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Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck
I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her
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I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.
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A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.
Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"
Resident two: "Whoa!"
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When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.
Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!
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To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
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A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving
Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?
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