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Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck

I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her

by poopsmear January 10, 2011


turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 06, 2004


Turkey Farts

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.

Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"

by Casino Williams-Williams August 10, 2011


ass turkey

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!

by Nic Graves May 25, 2003


turkey slap

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.

by ElNegro November 06, 2006


Reverse Turkey

When you feast on a girl, then feed her your cock before stuffing it in her.

I gave my lady the reverse turkey last night.

by NillaNilla November 05, 2011


Full Turkey

A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.

That high five was full turkey!

by fullturkey April 02, 2009