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The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle
Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure
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Someone who has gross looking feet.
"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"
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When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.
It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.
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When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.
Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.
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When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.
Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!
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A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.
Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
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A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.
Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.
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