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To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)
Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.
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When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.
Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"
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Packing all your things and placing them in a locker room
Puneet: When are you going to burn your bed?
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL
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To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.
He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!
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Variation of the slang term "dead ser".
Can be used in any situation for pretty much anything. Sounds best while said in an English accent.
Isn't that chick so hot?
Oohhh bed sore!
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to lay with Amanda on the fnaf bed
"Let's do the fnaf bed tonight"
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Sticking a feather duster firmly in your anus and grinding on someone until they climax
My boyfriend just gave me a feather bed :D
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