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Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
A song from the 1977 movie The Hobbit inspired by J.R.R.Tolkien.
References a place in the realm of Middle Earth.
Which plays during the movie when the Dwarves and Bilbo Baggins are ambushed and captured by Goblins.
South Park parodied the 1977 song during their Wikileaks episode, when Lemmiwinks is stopping Wikileaks.
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
Usually anything related to goblins or Lord of the Rings will end in singing this song.
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A person convinced that they are smarter than others, going as far as claiming that they rule over others, such as imps, or others.
Person 1: Wow, you think you're so smart.
Person 2: I am. That's why I'm the water goblin queen.
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Elite barbs and goblin drill are cards in the game call Clash Royale. People who actually use Elite barbs for a living just like bouncing on BBC. Same goes for people who use Goblin drill. Every time I go vs people like this I turn a part of the 97%.
Me:You wanna 1v1 in Clash Royale
Guy:Yea sure but ima use Elite barbs and goblin drill?
Me:Yea no
A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.
-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.
-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...
-Random player: Yes, yes i know...
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no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.
think Pete Davidson
"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."
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Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.
Oh no she’s a goblin mode expert!
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