don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute

john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

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picking up what you're putting down

Understanding what the person is saying. Reaching an agreement.

"Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"Are you picking up what I'm puttting down"

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pick me girl (height version)

when a girl (usually short girls) says that they’re a height taller than the height they are. over and over and over and over again. until you want to tell them to shut the fuck up yourself. yeah.

“omg i’m not 5’5 you can clearly see that i’m 6 foot what are you talking about”

pick me girl (height version)

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Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

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PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

Picking up what you're laying down

to dig or dig it
to understand/appreciate
a way to acknowledge that you follow what you're being told

a: once you turn left off of wisconsin avenue, the road splits, you want to take the hard right...
b: i'm picking up what you're laying down

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pick me up foxy night game

1. a line from the opening theme to the anime Blue Seed.
2. bad japanese useage of english.
3. See engrish

pick me up foxy night game!!!!

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