executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.

"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”

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garbage time

The last few minutes that the bar is open, usually anywhere between 2:00 and 2:30am. All of the good looking girls have been taken home already, leaving just the mingers and operationally attractive.

John: Did you see that ugly broad that came out of Nick's room this morning?
Dave: Yeah he picked her up at garbage time last night.

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Eduardo time

Grabbing someone by the head and forcefully making them suck your dick. (Playfully) Mostly done on guys by guys.

MWAH MWAH MWAH, YOU LIKE THAT EDUARDO TIME DONT YOU

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Demon Time

After 12 in the morning, saying “its demon time” is another word of saying you’re horny.

Him: “Its Demon Time”
Her: What does that mean?
Him: Basically saying im horny but without actually saying it.

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Spare time

The time i used to write this.

You can eat, drink, play, fart, or whatever you want to do when you have spare time.

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Blue time

The time when you are depressed and are thinking about what ever pops into your mind. Time moves slow and you are in a daze. The time when you feel like you're just broken, and need time to repair.

You just broke up with your girlfriend, and now you're just sitting in your room on your bed just thinking, now that is blue time.

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Big Timing

The Act of intentionally being late or too busy for others

You were really stuck in traffic...I thought you were just Big Timing me.

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