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NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY
booty ass grab it
ayo paul grab her ass because it’s may 23, national grab ass day
The day that fine bitch was born. And that’s on periodt🤪✨💕🏃🏻 ♀️🙈
Ooo look it’s that fine bitch, did u know her birthday is May 24th
National shove an umbrella up your arse day
“It’s may 28, you know what that means”
*proceeds to shove an umbrella up their arse*
People that are born this Day is The coolest, hottest, prettiest and funniest person ever!!! Everyone loves you and adore you<3
4 May is The Day all The coolest People are born
Today is clean you window day...
Today is clean your window day. Just go out and clean ur window. It’s probably dirty and you haven't cleaned it. This day was created by mr.burns (may 18)
Katie May is down to earth, loving, but most of all caring. Is well mannered unless you start to poke the near you better be ready to have a dance with Mayhem!! Is very easy on the eyes but doesn't boast about it ever. One of this wonderful creatures best assets is just that......that ass!!!! If you happen to cross paths with a Katie May seize the opportunity to spend time with her if you can. doing this could be the best experience you have in your whole life!! Katie May is a good mother, a good friend, and a good family member. Family is everything to the Katie May!!
Did you see that Katie May all adulting and stuff!
It's my birthday.
And probably not yours.
Person: It's the 27th of may
Me: That's my birthday
Person: I don't care you dumb-fuck