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People I hate most!:
You!
Myself!
Simon FUCKING Cowell!
Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.
Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.
Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.
A jolly fellow who is very strong and benches 350
He is a real Simon persio when he’s in the gym
A clothing brand based in Florida that sells all inclusive apparel, they have the motto “do it because you can” and they were founded in 2022. They release clothing in collections and they are working towards opening up discussions for awareness and advocacy
Person #1: Did you see the CEO Byron Simon’s new post? Southernly Simon just released a new collection
Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles